A Fantastic Nightmare

I’ve fallen in love with this all-female British export, Smack the Pony. The skits are hilarious and each episode is funnier than the last. This episode is from Season 1. I personally like the “Oh my God, he’s not gay” skit.

The career issue… what do you want to be when you grow up, Susie?

I want to be a craven whore.

“We were no longer ‘good society’”

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Props to Louis CK for this terrific scene. And pretty bold, considering. This is first show and this clip is an intro to the second episode, with no credits or music to distract us. I believe this is done on purpose because of the conversation.

In an interview, CK explains that audiences don’t realize how much thought is put into the jokes he tells, including the ones in which he uses the word Faggot, and other derogatory terms:

Yes, and we really do talk about these things. The poker scene came from a real conversation that I had with comedian Rick Crom. He’s like a journeyman, and has been around for a long time. I’ve know him for years. Once in my ’20s, I asked him about the word f—– and if he was offended when people used it. He didn’t lecture me or tell me to stop saying it. Instead, he said we’re all grown-ups and if it’s a funny joke, go ahead and say it, but hey, if you’re interested, the story behind the word is totally devastating.

As for the rest of the jokes about gay culture, I’ve seen him do a lot of shows at the Comedy Cellar telling stories about the gay lifestyle, and all of these hetero comedians will shriek and giggle like little girls when they hear them, and I always see him smirking and going, these guys are ridiculous. So my goal was to bring all of these dynamics together.

The rest of the interview is included here.

As someone who can and has achieved orgasm without touching herself, or only by needing just a bit of friction to come really hard, believe me when I say that it isn’t sex. Why? Because, orgasm isn’t the point of sex. To me, it’s altogether different. » Read the rest of this entry «

Ohhhhh boy do I wish… » Read the rest of this entry «

Too sick to concentrate on an essay right now. So, I’ll let Youtube do it for me.

I’ve literally had this conversation with my CL dates… and I’ve repeated verbatim the text message convo and the “You don’t seem interested…” bit. Eerily accurate this video youtube is.

And this time… it’s PERSONAL!!!

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As a woman, gun enthusiast, and closeted fan of mindless gory violence, I don’t think we’ve harnessed enough mind energy to choreograph gun showdowns… and I think it’s time we embrace it. To me, it seems like the next most sensible solution to real violence is simulated violence… right??? » Read the rest of this entry «